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mccleans:

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

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queersona: “queersona: “dat-soldier: “would you accept ” i wouldn’t trust jelly beance from this cowboy markiplier ” oh. this is arthur morgan ”

queersona:

queersona:

dat-soldier:

would you accept

i wouldn’t trust jelly beance from this cowboy markiplier

oh. this is arthur morgan

gauntletqueen:

unrelenting-usurper:

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

Eggman’s security system during a break-in

regulationblues:

exactly4spiders:

karcas0110:

gentlemangeek:

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

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Thanks @niksfake

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krchov:

prohaloplayer:

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(by @mhalachai)

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don’t use metric in our day to day lives.

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yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it’s just that like. we don’t really wanna do it that way. for the bit.

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no no it’s for the bit it’s for the bit !!! it’s for the bit!!!!!

adelphicoracle:

keionfire:

keionfire:

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

Loooook

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cod:

textposttropes:

63:

cod:

cod:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

vedurnan-archive:

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deejay:

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r0zeclawz:

1 2 summon my ghoul

dark-deathrage asked
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

leolaroot:

people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president

actavissyrup:

sleezed:

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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